"Good morning, my Darlin' ... Why do you smile like that?"
"Had this funny dream. Of you and me - lying like that here - and there was a ... don't know ... Meerschweinchen, ein sehr süßes, aber rießiges Meerschweinchen - genau auf der Grenze, where our naked bodies touch ... "
"Ein Meerschweinchen!?!?"
"Ja, ein Meerschweinchen."
"Which kind of - Guinea Pig? It's a Guinea Pig -"
"Which pig?"
"Guinea - G U I N E A. Did you like it?"
"Uhm ... yes. Although I don't like pets in my bed at all ... well, I love cats, but due to allergies I don't want to cuddle them in bed. But this - Guinea Pig - was - so extraordinary cute ... such a long nose - and real freaky long hairs ... as if it wants to tell me something. "
"Which color?"
"oh - mixed. Blond, red and brown. And long hairs. Almost Rasta-Curls. And a mimic like a human being. So funny!"

"That's ... well ... my ex-girl-friend had five of them. - I hate them."
"Oh. You HATE them?"
"Well, they were making noise the whole night, there was always dirt in the bathroom because of them. And when she wasn't there, suddenly it was me who should take care of them!"
" ... I NEVER dreamt of a Meerschweinchen before. NEVER in my life!"